On our
Ultimate Lesbian Sex Study
(available to all women who make love with ladies) we requested you, at extremely
we distributed to you a few of the sex information you provided all of us where area
, but these days, we’d like to generally share some of the things distributed to us only to discuss them, because sharing is nurturing and you are⦠amazing. You’re remarkable. Everyone are actually, really truly incredible creatures. Thus, listed here are 50 statements you have made, ripped mercilessly out-of context and introduced here for our collective enjoyment:
1.
My mama had sex with a woman the very first time yesterday evening, and launched this afternoon that the woman is “transformed.” Lesbian/queer intercourse is actually transformative!
2.
Because a girl appears simple does not mean she is perhaps not perverted as bang
3.
When we humped a pillow while my personal sweetheart ended up being on top of me and our very own property manager interrupted all of us to phone through the home asking about book and that I responded without stopping the humping
4.
The cats won’t stay from the really sleep.
5.
We fuck making use of the control of a newborn lamb.
6.
Buttsex is much more fun than I envisioned!
7.
There is something about a lady in a tux, you are sure that? Like she could bring you into the restroom, operate her hand up your dress, bang you on sink, and then return back out to the celebration like nothing took place. But there is that rapid smile on the face when she delivers you your own champagne.
8.
I occasionally discuss comic guide figures in the exact middle of intercourse
9.
I shag like You will find no fucks provide.
11.
I get off to Debbie Does Dallas. The feminist in me personally is actually unfortunate. My clit is not.
12.
After several years banging dudes because I was thinking that is what we *should* be doing, it really is incredible to wake-up to your girl I wives who love to fuck the lady because it’s the things I *want* become performing.
13.
Hearing Sleater-Kinney turns me personally on and I experience the One overcome CD inside my automobile and sometimes whenever I’m experiencing it while operating traveling I masturbate.
14.
YOU SHOULD SOCKS ON
15.
SEX WITH WOMEN IS THE GREATEST
16.
listl LIGHTS minimal, MUSIC ROWDY. I-I-I-I could screw you-all the ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime I-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime.
17
.
FISTING = ROMANCE
18.
I happy weep after fisting! Everytime! Hooray for being a big homosexual!
19.
If you actually a little reach my personal nipples i am aroused and you also better anticipate to screw myself
20.
I have had a threesome, with a husband and wife, every evening over the past 3 months, with the exception of 12 days. And that I’m screwing taking pleasure in every damn moment from it!!!
21.
Mindfuck, heartfuck, clitfuck, lovefuck, nursefuck, cosmosfuck, fingermouths, tonguefingers, earclit
22.
Before asleep with someone i must say i appreciated the very first time, I happened to be frightened. There is this notion that all lesbians happened to be great during intercourse and I also was nervous to tell some body I found myself unskilled while I thought these were expecting us to just put my submit their own jeans making some form of orgasmic-Shane-alchemy arise. And then I got intercourse with someone I really enjoyed the very first time also it decided the very first time my body system was actually doing what it really was designed to do and that I didn’t have to consider a single thing and that I was want, “Fuck, possibly all gay females are really good at intercourse, because i sure am.” There isn’t any various other experience in the arena like producing some body weep genuine tears because of just how great you think inside all of them. Goddamn. Being homosexual ended up being the best thing to actually occur to my sex-life, we’ll tell ya that.
23.
Many thanks Autostraddle â every lady I’ve screwed might a Straddler, several of whom I found at Straddler occasions!
24.
I had an impromptu four-way last night. Merely FYI.
25.
Oral intercourse is unquestionably exactly what tongues were created for. The complete eating-food-thing merely an added advantage.
26.
Big 70’s style plant is best
27.
My cat loves to sit on myself once I masturbate (I do not permit him) also the very first time I transpired back at my girl my personal pet jumped on the tummy and I chuckled until i-cried â¦. dammit, pet.
28.
I’m going to develop my very own harness out-of cycle elements!
29.
One time I’d gender on acid and my personal genitals appeared to be my father’s face.
30.
We state lots of things about myself while having sex that I would maybe not say about myself any kind of time various other time, primarily terms like “i am the bitch.”
31.
I could create Christian Grey resemble a kitten in room.
32.
Lesbians love breasts. Regardless of how usually my fiancee and I also fuck, we think both up constantly.
33.
Its my birthday celebration and my woman is taking us to a bondage swingers nightclub! I am extremely enthusiastic!
34.
People say intercourse is like pizza, but personally i think like-sex with men is like frozen pizza. Yeah okay, it’s
something
, but it’s not what I want as I desire pizza.
35.
We fucked a girl with a carrot as soon as
36.
Usually there was chatting, chuckling, enjoying, breathing, combating, crying, drinking, writing, winning, dropping, cheating, kissing, considering, and dreaming included.
37.
In my opinion if we tend to be twisted in a few sorts of weird pretzel formation and therefore are both getting penetrated, it it really is an excellent time.
38.
My lover is actually a GOD IN BED and I’m never banging another right person once again.
39.
It’s better now at age 57 than just about any some other amount of time in my life!
40.
If I might get with more ladies, I would have the ability to fill out so many more circumstances with this survey.
41.
Often as I come really hard, we see rainbows.
42.
I shag like a pornstar celebration like a rockstar Play like an all celebrity
43.
My Personal very first time was a student in the bathroom . cubicle of an elegant café.
44.
A while later personally i think all fuzzy inside â like a sexed-up bear exactly who merely wants to snuggle.
45.
I can’t say sufficient about clinging ugly, tangled in fruit of the foot.
46
. I’ve had some odd sex and a few great sex and that I awaken everyday so fucking greatful that I’m queer as fuck.
47.
It took me six years to reach a suitable climax, I am not waiting six even more to have fisted â allow it to be recognized!
48.
At the least my dildo loves me.
49.
I do believe we are in need of a health-related inquiry about cats’ desire for lesbian sex. I do not think I had sex by which a cat would not wander in to see. Or would relax in sleep. Is it one common experience?
50.
Let me tell everybody else to possess IT. Possess who you really are. Own your sexual life. Own your right to bang who you want, the way you wish (presuming additionally they desire that). Ladies together with LGBTQ populace happen informed for too much time the things they should and really shouldn’t do. Fuck that. Let us obtain our very own sex.
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